CRASHOLA The lobby

Tonight's show

Eight shows. One decision.

The crash point is drawn before you leave the ramp and never reacts to you. Pull the chute and bank what you reached, or hold on and keep climbing.

Take a jump

The ladder

Each one sabotages the jump rather than fighting you. The last one does not need to.

  1. Dusty Dupree 1 Dusty Dupree Caps the distance
  2. Smilin' Jack Vallone 2 Smilin' Jack Vallone Kills the readout. Fly blind
  3. Sister Mercy 3 Sister Mercy Chute locked for the first beat
  4. Mama Lorraine 4 Mama Lorraine Every even attempt is rigged
  5. Wrench Teddy 5 Wrench Teddy The speedo reads high. Trust nothing
  6. Ramona Rocket 6 Ramona Rocket Your banked distance decays while you watch
  7. The Promoter 7 The Promoter Always bails first. Always plants a flag
  8. The canyon 8 THE CANYON No rival. Just the canyon

The rest of the show

The distance board The longest jumps anyone has banked. 1v1 Crash Same ramp, same seed. First one out tells the other what to beat. Claim a handle One face and one name across every game in the fleet.